Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Thursday, April 25, 2002
 
NY Post: FEDS CHECK MOUSSAOUI'S TIRADE FOR HIDDEN MESSAGES
"Federal investigators said yesterday they are examining Zacarias Moussaoui's bizarre anti-American courtroom tirade for possible hidden messages to terrorists or even threats to the judge."
None were found by the federal investigators, but Tipper Gore and the Parents' Music Resource Center reported that they did find backmasked in the rant a previously unknown duet of Ronald Reagan & Margaret Thatcher singing "The Way We Were".


 
An Italian doctor says that three cloned pregnancies exist in the world today.

I just hope that one of them won't be named Khan Noonian Singh.

<Shatner>"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"</Shatner>


 
Swedish scientists find alarming amounts of a probable human carcinogen in foods such as bread, biscuits, chips and french fries.

Man, I am so dead.


Tuesday, April 23, 2002
 
Once again, insomnia reigns supreme in my household.....

.....in other news, I thought I'd share a few of my favorite lines from the last few "Sealab 2021" episodes (Sunday 10:15 pm CT on Cartoon Network):
Sparks: (on realizing he was trapped in a closet with the others) "...oh, geez...horse nostrils! Slurping up all the precious oxygen!...."

Murphy: "Help me strip him, we'll take some blackmail photos. That's how we got Dad to quit drinking!"

Oliver: "It's the biggest con since Ghengis!" [sound it out, people]

Grif: "Their entire forture is now hidden in my numbered Swiss account, just like the Nazis!"
Oliver: "Ich bin impressed!"

Murphy: "I'll bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats!"

Old Gus: "The penalty for a robot harming a human will be 1,000 years--frozen in carbonite!"
Stormy: "A thousand years frozen in carbonite? It'll be so cold..."
Murphy: "My nipples are hard just thinking about it."
And the comedy keeps on going! Check it out.



Monday, April 22, 2002
 
I just saw a commercial that said that "...in this time of troubles, kids need the power of play to help them deal with the stress, the power of play to imagine a better world, and the power of play to practice creating such a world."

The sponsor of the commercial? The National Toy Council.

I don't know whether I should be pissed off, amused, admiring of their audacity, or merely irritated.