Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Thursday, June 27, 2002
 
You know how a Saturn has side panels made of plastic? Well...let's just say you shouldn't drive near any wildfires anytime soon... (via Freakgirl)


Wednesday, June 26, 2002
 
Here's something I wrote in high school:


Bad Host At Night

I do not like Arsineo Hall
I do not like him, not at all
I do not like him on a stair
I do not like him in his chair
I do not like him on a Honda
I do not like him with Madonna
I do not like him here or there
I do not like him anywhere
I truly think he's a bad host at night
I bet I'd take him in a fight
I do not like Arsineo Hall
I do not like him, not at all

Can you tell I'm not very inspired today?


 
Pop quiz, hotshot: what is the single most inopportune time to be ambushed by a brown spider the size of a half-dollar?

Answer: when you're sitting on the toilet with your pants around your ankles. Good thing I was already "taking care of business", or else I might have had to change my shorts...

I am not going to miss that about my apartment.


Monday, June 24, 2002
 
I was in Des Moines this weekend. Went to Adventureland with my goddaughter & family, where I found another result of my stomach disorder: roller coasters + stomach acid = one sick puppy. My body has betrayed me, turning me into an amusement park wimp. *sigh*

Another observation: some people should not wear tight-fitting or revealing clothing in public. Especially when they have been sweating profusely. Ugh.