Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Thursday, August 29, 2002
 
HOCKEY TERMS/PHRASES THAT SOUND DIRTY BUY REALLY AREN'T
  • pulling the goalie
  • high sticking
  • wraparound
  • one-timer
  • five hole
  • two minutes in the box
  • getting an assist
  • power play
  • shot on goal
  • body checking
  • two-line pass
  • offside pass
  • violating the crease
  • the curve of your stick
  • hip check
  • match penalty
  • misconduct
  • neutral zone trap
  • period
  • period break
  • driving the zamboni
  • backchecking
  • boarding
  • butt-ending
  • checking from behind
  • boarding
  • exhibition game
  • holding the stick
  • hooking
  • kneeing
  • odd-man rush
  • ragging the puck
  • stickhandling
  • double minor
  • the slot
  • splitting the defense
  • two-on-one
  • three-on-one
  • third man in
  • spearing
This post inspired by a drunken evening a long time ago spent at the bar of The Vine with my good friend Chris.


 
DON'T YOU HATE IT when you think of a great blogging topic earlier in the day, but when it comes time to blog, you can't remember what it was? That was my day today...

Maybe I should keep a tape recorder in the shower. I'd remember more that way.

Or get electrocuted.

Whichever.


Wednesday, August 28, 2002
 
Next on FOX: WHEN CELEBRITIES TRY TO CASH IN ON OLD FAME

Fox Creates Celebrity Boot Camp

Riding the popularity of Celebrity boxing, FOX has decided to create a new celeb show with Kato Kaelin, former "Brady Bunch" star Barry Williams, and surviving Milli Vanilli lipsyncher Fabrice Morvan, Coolio, former pop star Tiffany, "Married ... With Children" co-star David Faustino, and "Price Is Right" model Nikki Schieler Ziering. Wow...the stink of failure on the set must almost be palpable. Looking at the lineup, I'd swear that this was a "where are they now?" segment on Entertainment Tonight.