Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Saturday, September 07, 2002
 
PIG NOT IN SPACE?

As I'm sure everyone has heard by now, Lance Bass will not be going into space. [Blogosphere: "Awwwwwwwww..."] Instead, former rock star Ted Nugent has offered him a more, um, constructive experience. For the measly price of $1 million, Nugent has offered to teach him bow hunting skills.
During a weeklong hunt, Bass would be taught “a greater appreciation for nature and gravity as he hunts, kills, cleans and cooks for himself,” said Nugent, who serves on the board of the National Rifle Association.
But why should Bass, coming off of his disappoitment, commit to such a thing?
Nugent said he’d sweeten the deal by “throwing in a few guitar lessons.”
Come on, Lance! You might go from "no-talent hack" to "semi-talented hack"! What have you got to lose?


Wednesday, September 04, 2002
 
THE FINAL STATE FAIR COVERAGE FOR THE YEAR

Overheard on an Iowa State Fair overview show on PBS:
"...phenomenal baton soloist..."
Yep, three words you will not hear anywhere else on the planet. I'm so proud.

Think I'll get a Google hit for that?


 
EW! KITTY SPIT!

Are cats supposed to drool when they purr? George (the 1+ year old) always drools when he purrs, and also leaves slimy drool tracks when he rubs his face against me. Sometimes, he smacks his lips like a human would when they had a mouthful of spit. I keep waiting for him to hock a loogie on the carpet.

Is this normal?


Monday, September 02, 2002
 
AW, CRAP...

What revolution are You?
Made by altern_active


(via the good Group Captain)


 
HOCKEY, ANYONE?

Since hockey camps start in about a week, I was wondering: does anyone know of anybody that is doing a fantasy hockey league this season that I could join? Preferrably free, but I'd be willing to pay a very small fee....

Just thought I'd ask.