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Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten." I pity the fool that doesn't e-mail me! People I Like NowThis Medley Wil Wheaton Freakgirl Flit Cockeyed Hockeybird Hockey Rodent NotMyDesk rc3 Jes Golbez CjB Online Kit Up Off-Wing Opinion Divinest Sense Defensetech Strategypage Juan Cole The Poor Man Gamespot ValueJudgement The Hockey Pundits PuckUpdate Margaret Cho GU Comics Wargamer PvP Propstore Isohunt Newsy-type People Talking Points Memo Americablog This Modern World Daily Kos Blueshirt Bulletin Blacksheepnews ESPN Hockey Atrios TSN Hockey Good Stuff ScrappleFace The Digital Bits TV Picks TV Tattle Top5.com The Daily Probe FARK Authors David Brin Stephen R. Donaldson Harlan Ellison David Gerrold William Gibson Diane Duane John Scalzi Archives  
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Wednesday, September 11, 2002
Einstein's "Cheeseburger Theory" Papers Found "Einstein was working on the idea that as fast food neared the speed of light, the meat patty gained essentially an unlimited mass, becoming in effect 'supersized,'" said Lester Nelson, director of the American Institute of Physics.Heh. Tuesday, September 10, 2002
DAMMIT. The older I get, the more I come to realize that my head is chock full of useless trivia that I just can't seem to get rid of... ...like September 10th. September 10th is the birthday of someone that I used to be in love with. ...and, like clockwork, every year on September 10th, I get grumpy. Not because I still love her (I don't), but because I hate the fact that I can't get the idea of that day out of my head. Why can't I replace it with, oh, nuclear physics, or a few more German verbs, or some additional HTML? For that matter, why do I still remember all of the lyrics to the theme song for the Scooby-Doo cartoon, but I can't remember in which box I packed my long-sleeved shirts? It's too bad I can't save the info I want onto a disk, reformat my head, and then reload my Homo Sapien Operating System and important info. Of course, with my luck, the OS would be a Microsoft product, which means it would refuse to recognize that Penis7.0 was attached to the network. If you think I'm grumpy now, then you ain't seen nuthin' yet... |