Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."




Comments by YACCS

 
GO GET IT, BOY...

From the Daily Probe:

Iraq Means It This Time. Really.

NEW YORK (DPI) - To lighten the mood after the U.N. Security Council debated overtures to allow inspectors back into his country, Iraqi Foreign Minister Saeed Hasan entertained U.N. members for hours by pretending to throw a ball before hiding it behind his back. "This joining in the social aspects of the U.N. is new from Iraq," said Secretary-General Kofi Annan. "It finally shows their willingness to be a team player. This is why we trust them this time." Hasan, for his part, had no comment as he was holding court around a card table bidding members to locate the red queen.

Once again, the subtleties of international intrigue boiled down to a compact satire...have I mentioned how much I love these guys?

so wrote Leper around about 7:14 PM

 
IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO--NEVER MIND, I DON'T WANNA KNOW...

Ok, ten of the last twenty searchengine queries have been for the whole "masterbate for peace" thing I mentioned awhile back. While I appreciate the traffic, ENOUGH ALREADY! How much peace does the world need? Too much peace & the world will develop hairy palms & bad eyesight, just like your mother said.

I've also had a query for "old zamboni for sale". *looks around* Nope, no zamboni, but I know where I can get my hands on a '96 Saturn. It's only been backed into one pole...

And who could forget the ever popular query "FLAY TV DRÝVERS"? <pretentious English accent> Don't speak to me in your heathen tongue! Speak the King's English you nearly civilized devil! And be quick with it! </pretentious English accent>

Another query: "why married men masterbate". Answer: because they want to.

Still another query: "help christian masterbate". Look, I don't know Christian (I assume it's a name, as I don't fancy giving masterbatory instruction to any born-again religious fanatics), but I hate to see a fellow member of the male species not be able to "polish the bishop". My advice is find a married man & get him to help. They want to.


so wrote Leper around about 4:20 PM

 
REMEMBER "THE TICK" CARTOON?

I just found a Tick Marathon on a tape. My favorite quote so far today (from "That Mustache Feeling"): "Eyes playing tricks...like tiny round devils..."

Why did they ever cancel this cartoon?
so wrote Leper around about 5:33 PM