Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Saturday, March 29, 2003
 
OVERHEARD CONVERSATION WITH A FOUR-YEAR OLD

Her mother: Is Daddy awake yet?
Goddaughter: I woke him up.
Her mother: Go wake him up again.
Goddaughter: I don't wanna keep waking him up!

Heh.


Friday, March 28, 2003
 
DUDE, THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

That was my first thought on reading this letter to Yasser Arafat from PETA protesting the death of a donkey used in a suicide bombing. The more I thought about it, though, the less funny it became.

Like Greenpeace, PETA has become an asylum taken over by the inmates. That's why I can't tell if is a parody or the real thing. A letter to Yasser Arafat? Are they truly more concerned with the death of a donkey than all of the people killed in the conflict in Israel? In this case, is truth stranger than fiction?

The worst thing is that I can't tell.


 
...AND NO CHEATING THIS TIME!

New movie quote. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: tell me which movie.

As usual, if you or any of your team are captured or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowlege. Good luck!

( "You think I'm funny? Funny how? Like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny." was indeed from "Goodfellas")


 
WHISPERS ON THE WINDS

Gary Hart has a 'blog. If I remember correctly, the last time he ran for the presidency, he was the more connected candidate. Now when I say connected, I mean more in touch with reality. He also seemed the most human.

Maybe there's hope for the Democrats yet...

(link via InstaPundit)


Sunday, March 23, 2003
 
GOT THAT, BABE?

You knew you wouldn't get through this war without hearing from Dennis Miller, right? Here is a list of his top ten tips for anti-war protesters. My favorite:
2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING KEEP THIS IN MIND, THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE!
Yes, it was presented in all caps originally, so don't bug me about it.