Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Tuesday, April 08, 2003
 
THIS JUST IN

West Hollywood bans cat declawing

In other news, Pier 1 and other trendy furniture manufacturers have just upped their predictions for next quarter's profits, citing an expected increase in California sales.


 
OH, GOD.....MAKE THEM STOP!

Found (via Freakgirl): a website containing MP3's of celebrities that insist on singing. Included are such gems as...
  • "Put a Little Love in Your Heart" (Leonard Nimoy)
  • "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" (Ed McMahon)
  • "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" (Telly Savalas)
  • "Got To Get You Into My Life" (Joe Pesci)
  • "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" (William Shatner)
  • "Stairway to Heaven" (Pat Boone)
  • "These Boots Were Made For Walkin'" (Crispin Glover)
  • "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" (Liberace)
...and many more disturbing tracks. There's even something called "Gary Coleman Phone Sex"... *shudders*

The horror.....the horror....