Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Tuesday, April 15, 2003
 
AS EASY AS PIE

I had a date this weekend. It was a first date.

It was probably the most effortless, stress-free first date I've ever had.

It was also wonderful.

I see her again on Saturday. I can't wait.

UPDATE: Make that Friday. Stupid Easter.


 
IF IT'S RADIOACTIVE AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS

Nuclear Material, but No Smoking Gun, Found at Plant

Uh, correct me if I'm wrong here, but doesn't a gun only smoke after it's been used?

How 'bout "Non-smoking, Disassembled, Non-threatening Gun Found"? I like the sound of that much better.