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Tuesday, April 22, 2003
INTELLIGENCE INTERCEPT <phone rings> Kim Jong Il: Hello? Saddam Hussein: Yo, homie! Kim: Saddam? Is that you? Saddam: Yep. Kim: Dude! We all thought you were dead! Saddam: Nope, not yet. I had a couple of close calls, but I'm still kickin'. Kim: Where are you? Saddam: I'm in Syria. I've been sleeping on Assad's couch for the last ten days. Kim: Really? He told the Americans that he hadn't seen you. Saddam: Yeah, and that's kinda why I'm calling... Kim: What's up? Saddam: I think I've worn out my welcome here and I need a new place to crash. Kim: Uh...I dunno... Saddam: It'll only be for a few months. Assad says I always leave the toilet seat up, my socks stink up the place, and this morning I used the last of the milk for my protein shake. He had to put orange juice on his Lucky Charms. Man, was he pissed! Kim: Oh? Saddam: Yeah, and I have this habit of shooting out the TV every time I flip past FOX News. I've bought him 40 TVs in the past week! Last night, he came into the living room to watch "Who's The Boss", but I had just seen a Geraldo Rivera special report, and, well... Kim: Oh, that's not cool... Saddam: He got really red in the face & muttered something about "reward money" before he stomped out of the room. I think it's best that I leave before he kicks me out. Kim: And you want to come here? Saddam: Please? Kim: Dude, I dunno...you're a really hot potato right now... Saddam: I promise I won't be any trouble! You won't even know I'm there! Kim: ...and I've got my own "thing" with the Americans... Saddam: I have nowhere else to go. Kim: ...and the Chinese are really giving me grief. Saddam: You're not letting me stay, are you? Kim: Why don't you call Than Shwe from Mayanmar? He'll take you in. He's a big softy. Saddam: Softy? Kim: Yeah, softy. He kept that dissident under house arrest for like, eight years, didn't he? Saddam: What a sissy! We'd have had her executed in 20 minutes! Kim: You should feel right at home. I hear he treats his peasants worse than you treated your people. Saddam: You're still not letting me stay? Kim: Uh...I got another call. Catch you later! <click> "YOU HAVE TO SING ALONG, OTHERWISE THIS MUSIC SUCKS..." So spoke Igor, lead singer of the Red Elvises, on Thursday night. They are a Russian band that plays surf music and rockabilly. It was a fantastic concert! I've heard that they have a reputation of being a bit wild in concert, but in my opinion, they are certifiably psychotic. If you like a lively concert, go see them when they come to your town. Monday, April 21, 2003
KING OF THE WHO?  Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? What Monty Python Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla Sunday, April 20, 2003
AFTER ACTION REPORT This was the longest second date I've ever had. The time just seemed to fly by. She loved This is Spinal Tap. She loved Mr. Show, with Bob & David. Our senses of humor are almost identical. She's very intelligent. I've also somehow managed to completely charm her cat, to the point that she follows me around the apartment and comes to me when called. That, plus she's damn attractive. This one may be a keeper. |