Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Wednesday, May 07, 2003
 
BIG SHINY BIRDS

Seen in the sky here in the last several days:

B-17G - Someone actually got to go inside & take pics

C-47


 
I'M GOIN' TO D.C.!

Yes, the Leper Messiah World Tour makes it's first (and only) stop in Washington, D.C. in late May!

A Vacation! Woo-hoo!


Tuesday, May 06, 2003
 
"FREAKY FRIDAY"-TYPE POLITICS?

Michael Kinsley has a column in the Washington Post about the total about-face the Republican Party has done as far as fiscal responsibility. Some choice lines:
There are plenty of available reasons to explain why someone might have voted for the famous Contract With America in 1995, including a constitutional amendment mandating a balanced federal budget, and why today that same someone is an enthusiastic backer of President Bush's tax cut proposal, which will take a $300 billion-plus budget deficit and push it higher. "Those pills are finally kicking in" might be one such explanation.

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And if the purpose of tax cuts is to force spending cuts, why doesn't the governing party at least propose enough spending cuts to cover the cost? "I'm eating all this pie so I'll get fat and be forced to diet." Do you buy that one?
Go read the whole thing.



 
ONE MORE HAIKU

At the zoo, we saw a monkey literally spanking himself. Here's the ode to that:

Self-spanking monkey
Glaring with contempt, bad, bad
S&M primate.

Heh.


Monday, May 05, 2003
 
WEEKEND RECAP...IN HAIKU

Date #4 was this past weekend. Can they still be called "dates" if they last more that 24 hours?

Arrived there early,
Showery freshness greets me,
She's got a cute butt.

Zoo-time fun for all,
Penguins and seals frolick there,
Eating and then laps.

Sleeping cat time fun,
Four paws crawling over you,
Craving attention.

Rain, rain, go away,
Spend the day in bed with her,
Rain, rain, please don't go.

Fresh yummy french dip,
Made by her from the crock-pot,
Now my pants don't fit.

Snuggly softness, her
Feminine scent wafts over
Me, I hate to leave.


I really like her.