Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


Listed on BlogShares

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours? Comments by YACCS

Wednesday, September 10, 2003
 
WELL, DUH!

Music piracy suits could bring backlash

Gee, could suing the very consumers you want to attract cause hard feelings? Is blaming a three-year decline in CD sales on downloading of music instead of a combination outrageously high prices set by the induustry coupled with crappy music foisted off on a public thought to be dumb as rocks not a legitimate reason for acting like a corporate Gestapo?
"The real hope here is that people will return to the record store," said Eric Garland, CEO of BigCampagne LLC, which tracks peer-to-peer Internet trends. "The biggest question is whether singling out a handful of copyright infringers will invigorate business or drive file-sharing further underground, further out of reach."
Gee, which do you think it'll be?


Monday, September 08, 2003
 
AM I GOING TO HELL FOR READING THIS?

Discovered via Across the Atlantic: Allah is in the House

Yep, the blogging craze has gotten even the eternal Allah hooked. This is simply one of the funniest piss-your-pants blogs I've seen in a long time. Exerpt:
Still, all this was fine until the pre-party ceremony. Allah had hired that guy who used to be the P.A. announcer for the Chicago Bulls to introduce Osama and the magnificent 19. Allah thought it would get the crowd going, you know? So the introductions began without incident: The room was darkened, a laser light show of the star and crescent began to circle on the floor and then, "Welcome, gentlemen, to Allah-paLOOOOOOOza." The shahids began screaming wildly, as though they were in Gaza and a Jew helicopter had just fired a missile at Sheikh Yassin. "ANNNNND NOW, YOUR Magnificent 19!" Rapturous cheers as the name, height and university of each glorious mujahid were announced and he came running onto the floor. This also proceeded without incident, until it came time for asshole. When Atta's name was called he came walking into the room very slowly and deliberately. He still wore the hat but the bill had been pulled to one side, and now he had on sunglasses and an Iverson jersey. Allah looked at Osama and Osama just shook his head and mouthed the word "Poseur." Allah nodded and mouthed back, "Totally."
Check it out. NOW! GO! GO! GO!


 
WILLIAM (F'ING) SHATNER AS SELF-PARODY?

According to this, Shatner is making a second (or is it third? Fourth?) career out of playing...himself. See also the movie "Free Enterprise" (for which he is working on a sequel). He gets to rap in that one.

More disturbing: he is working on a new album with so-called art-rocker Ben Folds.

Did he learn nothing from his rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"?