Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Saturday, April 24, 2004
 
LAUGHIN' SO HARD I'M CRYIN'

1) Go check out Cockeyed.com's How Much Is Inside: Conversation Hearts.

2) Read the list of sayings on the candies inside the bag.

3) Wipe your eyes & change your urine-soaked shorts.


 
WHEN LIFE GETS IN THE WAY

Not posting much right now (as if my three two devoted readers hadn't noticed).

Busy worrying about all sorts of things. We're moving in a little over a week, so I'll be offline for a short while. When I come back, though, I'll be a member of the DSL club! Broadband, baby! Only the 256k connection, though. Neither of us are online enough to justify the 1.3meg connection.

Also currently hashing through having a separate reunion with my HS friends. The upcoming "official" 15 year reunion just sucks. Why pay money to see people that didn't give a fuck if you were alive or not? My main concern is that since R is pregnant (and due on August 15th), will we be able to make it to a personal HS reunion in early Sept? If she goes much further past her due date, probably not. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think that going anywhere in those first six weeks is a bad idea. Everyone should change their plans & come to Des Moines!


Yeah, like that will happen.

I guess I'll see them at Holly's wedding. Providing she does get married. If ever. Maybe.

Well, shit.


Thursday, April 22, 2004
 
THIS IS A REWARD?

At this minute at Ft Hood, TX, there is a "welcome home" concert for the 4th ID & Task Force Ironhorse, recently returned from Iraq. Who is onstage now?

Lynnard Skynnard.

Lynnard Skynnard??? What happened, was Barry Manilow too busy?

Later on tonight, the newly arrived troops can look forward to seeing onstage both Jessica Simpson and comedian Drew Carey.

I wonder how many will choose to just go home early?