Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Thursday, June 23, 2005
 
SUPERMAN IS SUCH A DICK!

Remember the innocent fun of comic books? Well, prepare to have those golden childhood memories crushed as you view superdickery.com! The gallery of comic book covers proves what an asshole Superman really was! And for more Pepsi-shooting-out-your-nose fun, check out the gallery called Seduction of the Innocent.

Really, cover your keyboard. Seriously.

Hey, don't blame me. I warned you.


Wednesday, June 22, 2005
 
INTERESTING THOUGHT

Saw this and it made me wonder:

Does an oath taken on a holy book of a religion you don't follow mean anything? Whether it be Muslims on the Christian Bible, atheists on any holy book, or what have you, does it mean anything at all? Basically, swearing an oath on the Bible is saying that if I lie, then (the Christian) God can do with me what He will. If you don't believe or follow Him, what then?

As an atheist, swearing such for me is about as meaningful as swearing an oath to Puff the Magic Dragon. It doesn't mean that I will lie, but that the implied threat is null and void.

Interesting...


 
NOT DEAD, JUST BUSY

No, I haven't been killed by Nazi frogmen, or crushed underneath a falling Oprah. What I have been doing is way too many trips to the doctor, for me and the child.

Day after Memorial Day: Keira swallows an aquarium rock she found on the floor. Said rock goes down her windpipe, almost to her lung. The inevitable trip to the emergency room, emergency surgery (bronchioscope), and overnight stay in the pediatric intensive care (just in case) result. Not looking forward to that bill, even with insurance. The best part? We got to keep the rock! That is so going in her baby book.

Last Saturday: I woke up and couldn't move my head. At all. A trip to the doctor thenext day revealed that I was the proud owner of neck spasms. Never had them? Well, imagine the muscles in your neck wanting to bend your head backwards in order to meet your spine. The pain was second only to the kidney stone I had back in '01. I'm currently taking a muscle relaxant that makes me dizzy & sleepy. Hooray!

So, yeah, busy.