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Comments by YACCS

 
DEEP THOUGHTS, BY LEPER MESSIAH

Did you ever notice that there are no Christians in the Bible? The only one that could be considered one is Jesus, and since he actually is God (well, one third of Him), it'd be pretty conceited of him to worship Himself. I mean, talk about narcissism!
so wrote Leper around about 8:04 PM

 
THE REAL STORY BEHIND THE MOVIE "FOOTLOOSE"

(Scene: bigwig movie mogul's office in Hollywood)

Hotshot Producer: "Hey, I've got this great idea for a movie!"
Movie Mogul: "What's it about?"
HP: "It's about this guy, who moves to a small town that has outlawed dancing.."
MM: "Go on..."
HP: "...and this guy, he's simply gotta dance!"
MM: "And?"
HP: "That's it."
MM: "Hmmm..."
HP: "I figure we can get one of those really hot young 'brat pack' stars to play the lead."
MM: "Well...Robert Downey Jr. is too coked out, and Judd Nelson is too creepy looking."
HP: "What about Kevin Bacon?"
MM: "Yeah, he might work. I hear he wants to form a band with his brother, but I think I can sweettalk him into putting that project on hold for awhile."
HP: "Yeah, he'd be great!"
MM: "I smell a hit!"
HP: "As far as the themesong, I was thinking that Kenny Loggins would be perfect. I mean, he did such a bang-up job with "Caddyshack". Who knows? We may even have him write a song for that up and comer Tom Cruise someday..."

(The preceding events may or may not have been based on real life events. The author didn't bother to do any research, so he made up shit instead. Hey, it works for Rush Limbaugh...)
so wrote Leper around about 7:50 AM