Leper Messiah

Giving the world a hand since February 3rd, 2002. "If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten."


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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
 
SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WIL WHEATON

1. Wil doesn't speak directly to you, he twitters and expects that you follow his feed.
2. When Wil played goalie, he allowed goals in because he felt sorry for the shooter.
3. If Wil's life was a TV series, he would play himself AND the "wacky next-door neighbor" character.
4. Wil has never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, but he has run over a squirrel and then hit it with a shovel to put it out of its misery.
5. Wil is so confident, he started his playoff beard *last year*.
6. Wil's diet consists solely of Red Vines and Jose Cuervo.
7. Wil's role on Star Trek was autobiographical.
8. Wil doesn't sleep, he writes.
9. One weekend a year Wil is known as Trixie Devine. But only to perfect strangers.
10. Wil doesn't get angry, he makes random appearances in webcomics belittling your performance in bed.